tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57654191501472873122011-04-21T21:14:05.117-07:00Bebopnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765419150147287312.post-45517293990082740602008-10-04T17:54:00.000-07:002008-10-04T17:55:27.864-07:00<p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What do you call a punk hitchhiker?<br />A: Stranded.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What do you call a punk without a girlfriend?<br />A: Homeless.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. If there is a punk and a skinhead in the back of a car, who is in the front?<br />A. A cop.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: Three drunken skinheads jump off a building. One skin had been drinking Guinness, the second Fosters, and the third Blatz. Which one hits the ground first?<br />A: Who the hell cares?</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />A: None: punks cant change a thing.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many straight-edgers does it take to drink a case of beer?<br />A: One, if no ones looking.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What's the difference between a cop car and a porcupine?<br />A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />A: Five: One to do it and four to write a zine about it.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />A: Ten: One to screw it in and nine to watch his back.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />A: Two: One to do it and one to film it.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br />A: Twenty: One to screw it in and nineteen to call him a sellout</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />A: Five: One to change it and four to pass out lyrics.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How do you get a punk out of the bathtub?<br />A: Turn on the water.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />A: Four: One to stand on the chair to screw it in, one to kick the chair out from under him, one to say how punk rock that was, and the fourth to say, Shut the fuck up Mike!</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What has eight arms and kills its girlfriend?<br />A: Squid Vicious.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What has eight arms and still can't play bass worth shit?<br />A: Squid Vicious.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many straight-edgers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />A: None, they don't screw.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?<br />A: A drummer.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What is the difference between a fascist and a trampoline?<br />A: You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: Why are cops buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet?<br />A: Because deep down they are really good people.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: An apartment building in California has skins living on the first floor, punks on the second floor, and hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?<br />A: The skins. They were at work.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: What do you call a bunch of racist skinheads at the bottom of the ocean?<br />A: A good start.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How do you get a one-armed punk out of a tree?<br />A: Throw him a beer.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:-1;">Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />A: None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.</span></b></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5765419150147287312-4551729399008274060?l=punkjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bebopnoreply@blogger.com0